Everybody Loves Pika

Hilang 1 follower? Huhu. Takpa. :)

OH *gelenggeleng*

Hi creatures!

1. Buat kerja admin.
2. Buat kerja admin.
3. Buat kerja admin.
4. Buat kerja admin.
5. Pergi lunch.
6. Beli nasi ayam kat budak-budak.
7. Buat invoice untuk customer ots rasa macam nak tampar. Muka macam nak gaduh, nasib baik muka aku berjaya buat dia jadi baik selepas setengah jam.
8. Pergi cari bank. Pergi bank. Bank tutup. Hati panas.
9. Buat kerja admin.
10. Buat kerja admin.

Okay. esok on duty kat Pesta Buku Kanak-kanak Kuala Lumpur di PWTC from 10 AM until 9 PM. Silalah datang ke booth Jemari Seni untuk main congkak dan batu seremban. Eh kau ingat main congkak dan batu seremban saja boleh cerah masa depan? Beli dan baca buku lah dey!

Bye creatures!

Bengong syaitan nirrajim iblis laknatullah!


Ehem. Hi creatures!

1. Hari ni satu hari tak online.
2. Hampir dua minggu tak pakai seluar. Maksud: either pakai baju kurung or long skirt.
3. Eh kakak dobi dah kenal nama saya! T.T
4. Cina supplier barang sangat peramah. Dan saya berharap boleh jadi kawan dia sebab saya takde kawan Chinese. T.T
5. Kali kedua tertinggal kunci bilik dan tak boleh masuk bilik.
6. Terrrrrrrr-pijak laptop sampai terrrrrrrrr-pecah! T.T
7. Sayang Cina kedai print sebab bagi print test free dan harga print yg murah!
8. Hari kedua Pesta Buku Kanak-kanak di PWTC. Hari pelancaran Pesta Buku Kanak-kanak. Kalut Kak Yah cari baju batik. Hehe.
9. Kali pertama makan itik!
10. Hari ni belajar buat kerja admin dengan Kak Yana.

Dan hari ni saya penat sangat. Jadi, saya dah nak tidur. Bye bye!

Hai creatures!

Setakat ni saya dah buat quite some simple designs lah for JS. Antaranya pamphlet (in progressing), novels intro ads, organization chart (in progressing), registration form. Setakat ni, memang enjoy working in this company since we work in house. So selesa dan selesa. Hehe. The staff all baik-baik.

Oh, by the way, this upcoming 22nd until 26th, there will be Kuala Lumpur Children Book Fair (KLCBF) 2010 at PWTC, Kuala Lumpur. Datang lah with budak-budak tak kira lh anak ke, anak angkat ke, anak buah ke, adik ke, anak orang jumpa tepi jalan ke, anak jiran ke, suka hati lah. Yang penting, niat betul iaitu untuk memupuk semangat membaca di kalangan rakyat Malaysia. ceh-ceh! Tapi datang lah. Kalau datang, jangan lupa lawat booth Jemari Seni (A64) sebab kita ada games and jualan buku orang muda (BOM) yang best! Betul best. Kalau tak best tu, maknanya, korang dah tua sebab buku tu untuk "orang muda" ye? ;p

Okay. just finished design layout intro ads. Need to sleep sekarang. Too penat to do anything. Lots of energy have to build up! Esok nak pergi print all the creative works. Jyeahhhhhhhh!


Bye creatures!

Hi gojes creatures!

Puh! Puh! Puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Berdebu dah belog ni. Dah lama sangat takde update. Bukan sebab sibuk sangat pun. Sebab taktau nak tulis apa + lack of internet connection + malas + taktau nak tulis apa. eh dah cakap tadi.

By the way, I will be starting my practical technically this 13th (Monday). Tapi disebabkan Jemari Seni (the company I'll be interned) will organize a workshop for creative writing this Sunday, so aku dah Fatin akan start on 12th lah. Tak sabar rasanya nak meet the people, do some works! :)


Bye!

Hi creatures.

I'm currently on a short holiday. Spending most of my time at home, with the little monster, Tembun and got visited by another little monster, Japran on weekend. My life is perfect. I don't need more. I don't need less. I am glad everything is doing fine. Peace. Finally.

Besides doing part time job as designer for my friend, I do write. But, inactively. I write when I have inspirations. What kind of inspirations? Can't tell ya since myself too don't know what they are. I write when I feel want to.

I also currently active posting photos on Tumblr. Oh you can follow me if you want. The same url, minus the blogspot.

Good night creatures.


By the way, Usher handsome. And I don't know why Justin Bieber won so many awards. You can see from my comment, I am one of Justin Bieber not-fan. OMG! I miss BSB a lot! Among the best boy band ever! But AJ is bigger than before, plus Kevin has gone! Pathetic me, clapping and applauding all by myself with no lights in front of the TV.

Apa pandang-pandang budak belon?

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Pffftt.. Jangan gelak sangat lh. tau lh dah kurus. =.="

Hi creatures.

Sihat? What is up? And what is down? Don't try to look at the above and bottom cause you will look stupid dumb dumb. Anyway, the semester has come to an end. Bye Shah Alam. I am going to miss you. A LOT! Okay okay I list down things that I will miss damn much.

1. the Divas.
2. 508 people.
3. Abe.
4. PAS.
5. Quality Hotel.
6. Subway Massalam.
7. Faculty.
8. Medan Selera Sek 7.
9. Pemandu Shah Alam yang macam haram jaddah.
10. Subang Parade (I know I know it is not located in Shah Alam, but what's your point? Sukahatilah!)
11. Cendol-cendol.
12. Manchongkam.
13. Upin Ipin.
14. Jusco Bukit Raja.
15. Tesco Sek 13.
16. Vicchuda.
17. Pak Li.
18. Khulafa.
19. Parking Melati.
20. Swimming pool UiTM.
21. McD Sek 3.
22. tak boleh berfikir dah. sejok sangat.

Hari ni makcik Medan Selera Sek 7 cekik darah dan saya. RM5 for nasi, ayam dan hati lembu. *menangis*

Saya rindu awak. SANGAT RINDU AWAK. awak layan saya baik. awak layan saya seperti seorang kawan. tapi saya selalu anggap lebih. dari bulan Julai 2009 sehingga ke hari ini, awak tak menunjukkan sebarang tanda. awak akan kekal di hati saya. terima kasih buat saya bahagia kerana sudi jadi kawan saya. jadi kawan pun saya dah gembira. good luck! will always pray awak for the best. :)

karaoke box sangat annoy. sakit gegendang telinga. nasib baik abang tu somel.

what a great final gathering. 5 C will always be in my heart! 5 B can go to hell. I mean the jahannam one.

need to do final AW and design before submission on this Wednesday. can't wait to be at home. by home I mean KULIM.

oh the mercuners can go to hell. drag those B's people. memekak lh hanjeng!

today might be the last day of Subway. never seen it before at KULIM. haishhhh.

it is hard to be an artist with a FB account. some people doubt about your account. some people including me. need to approve lots of requests. too hard to bear lh. for those, congratulation for not being gila lagi to face those things.

i removed some links in my blog. some are not as interesting as they were. some are tumblrs. some have gone M.I.A. to mariani ali, please inform me about your new blog. jangan sampai saya lempang.

too much to say. i think i'm going to stop now. i'm burning movies into DVDs so that lemak dalam laptop saya would be lesser. how about mine? IS INCREASING! F!


bye creatures!

Hi creatures.


Jalan-Jalan Cari Makan (JJCM) sekarang dah tukar host, perasan tak? bukan lagi Maria Tunku Sabri, bukan lagi Serina Redzuawan, tetapi 3 orang gadis sunti bernama Mariani Ali, Nor Fazellah dan Afiqah. Patut ada lagi seorang gadis sunti tapi terpaksa pulang ke Kepong di sisi keluarga tercinta untuk menjaga ibu yang kurang sihat. Nama dia... tak payahlah. *gelakjahatmacamzacktaipan*

The first place Afiqah singgah adalah rumah kenduri. Okay cannot count cannot count. "Kenduri orang jemput, kalau tak dijemput HARAM makan," (Mariani Ali; 2010). Jiran depan rumah Afiqah punya anak sulung berjantina perempuan kahwin dengan orang... hurm. ada makcik tu bagitau tapi Afiqah lupa. Abaikan. Nasi kenduri sedap, walaupun ayam dia hancur-hancur dan tak dapat bunga telur.

Second place, Afiqah telah berjumpa dengan dua orang lagi host, iaitu Mariani Ali dan Nor Fazellah, di Medan Selera Seksyen 7. Oleh kerana Afiqah sudah kenyang makan nasi minyak, hanya Mariani Ali dan Nor Fazellah yang makan di sana. Lauk pauk dekat sana amatlah variety dan sedap-sedap. Yang paling penting, tempat ni MURAH kalau anda semua pandai pilih makcik untuk bayar nasi. Ada yang mencekik darah tu, nasiblah. Afiqah, Mariani Ali dan Nor Fazellah taknak tanggungjawab.

Third place, Mariani Ali bawa Afiqah dan Nor Fazellah makan cendol pulut tapai. Tapi by the time kami sampai, pulut tapai dah habis. So Mariani Ali dan Afiqah pesan cendol pulut dan Nor Fazellah pesan cendol biasa. Cendol dia memang sedap wa habaq lu! Maaf, sila tapis percakapan Afiqah sebentar tadi. Tak patut Afiqah berkomunikasi begitu ketika siaran rakaman. Tapi memang cendol dia best sangat. Anda semua patut cuba. Kedai dia berhampiran dengan tasik Unisel. Anda semua masuk simpang ke tasik Unisel tu dah terus saja kereta atau motor anda sampai jumpa satu lori tulis Cendol Pulut Tapai/Laksa Utara, cepat-cepat matikan enjin. Tengah jalan pun tak apa. Afiqah, Mariani Ali dan Nor Fazellah sekali lagi tak akan bertanggungjawab atas apa yang akan terjadi pada kenderaan anda. Harga cendol pulut yang Afiqah dan Mariani Ali makan adalah RM1.80 manakala harga cendol biasa dilahap oleh Nor Fazellah adalah RM1.50. Berbaloi, murah dan sedap! Ulang banyak kali pasti anda semua akan pergi. Tak tipu. Afiqah, Mariani Ali dan Nor Fazellah bukanlah 3 orang penipu dan tak reti menipu pun. Kami suci je.

Dan tempat terakhir adalah lori cendol pulut tapai dan laksa utara juga tetapi berlainan pemilik. Lori ni di-parking kat depan Unisel tapi takde lah depan sangat. Masuk simpang sebelum simpang Unisel dan terus dan nampak simpang pertama belah kiri dan masuk dan parking bawah pokok sebab Malaysia ni panas ye. Saya ulangi MALAYSIA PANAS. Baru-baru ni lah. mungkin orang-orang yang penuh dosa makin bertambah di Malaysia. Okay sila tapis lagi percakapan ni kerana tak baik kutuk orang negara sendiri. Di lori ni kami tidak lagi makan tapai, tapi kami makan laksa utara. Peh! Memang terangkat! sebab kami tak lepak atas kerusi sebab penuh jadi kami tenggek atas pagar jalan sebelah longkang yang keras lagi keras menyebabkan bontot kami sakit so terangkat-angkat. Okay siapa yang buat skrip ni? Tak patut betul. Harga laksa semangkuk adalah RM3. Banyak dan sedap. memang anda semua patut cuba ye!

Eh ada lagi tempat sebelum JJCM kali ni berakhir. Oleh kerana dah makan laksa, mesti kena cari air kalau tak nak mati tercekik. So Mariani Ali BAWA KAMI KE 7E. DIA YANG BAWA KAMI BUKAN KAMI YANG MAHU. So di sana, Afiqah dan Nor Fazellah terrrrrrr-beli Big Gulp. Tapi Mariani Ali tak beli PADAHAL DIA YANG BAWA OKAY HOST NI KEJI PATUT GANTI DENGAN HOST LAGI SORANG YANG BERADA DI KEPONG WAKTU INI YANG BERNAMA... tak payahlah. Air Big Gulp dah naik harga okay? dulu RM2.10 untuk yang besar, RM1.70 untuk medium dan small tak tahu sebab buat apa beli small baik beli dalam tin kalau nak beli small.

Sedihnya kami dah nak berpisah. Lepas ni masing-masing bawa haluan masing-masing. Tapi Nor Fazellah dan Mariani Ali ada cakap dengan Afiqah yang mereka nak kerja di Bangi bersama-sama Afiqah dan tinggal sebumbung macam zaman muda mudi dulu. Bestnya. Tapi itu cerita beberapa tahun dari sekarang. Kami hanya mampu merancang, Tuhan yang menentukan. :)

Oleh kerana Afiqah seorang Diva yang gian karok, Afiqah nak persembahkan lagu tema Magika 1 perenggan:

"Setiap pertemuan,
pasti akan temu detik perpisahan.
Walau kini terpisah,
kenangkanlah saat kita sebagai penyembuh rindu. "

Okay nak stop kalau tidak nanti menangis lalu flu datang balik dan akan penuh tong sampah dengan tisu. Di bawah, Afiqah sertakan gambar-gambar host baru JJCM. Siapa nak berkenalan, sila cari mereka di Facebook. Kalau rezeki, insyaAllah akan di-approve oleh Mariani Ali dan Nor Fazellah. Afiqah memang selalu approve tanpa banyak fikir. *tutupmuka*







Bye creatures!

Hi creatures!

Have you got your breakfast yet? Err. It's evening already. Ehem-ehem. Have you got your lunch yet? Well, I am eating my breaklunch. Don't ask me why. Hee! (^-^)v

Tiba-tiba terfikir nak buat pasal eating habits since I am eating Zaza's nasi goreng yang best! She's a great cook I tell you. *wink *wink.

1. Loveeeeeeeeeeeees spicy food!
2. I will lepak lama-lama at one restaurant if the place is sooooooooo comfortable. Like fast food.
3. I prefer eating with hand than spoon/fork/knife.
4. I love something berkuah. Cepat kenyang! Hehe.
5. Akan menghabiskan makanan yang tak sedap dulu. Save the last for the best! Hurm. Ke save the best for the last? =.="
6. Akan melengah-lengahkan masa makan sekiranya makanan tu sedap.
7. I eat fast. I mean very fast.
8. I hate cakes. But sometimes, kalau teringin, nak time tu jugak!
9. I love ice plain water. I don't drink hot water. Saya rela minum air suam daripada hot water. Hot water yang boleh go pun maybe teh o. Tu pun bancuh time nak makan ubat or time demam or time sejuk sangat. :)
10. Sukaaaaaaaaaaaaa makan depan TV. Kat rumah sewa takdak TV, so makan depan laptop. (currently, doing it. Lol)


What about you? Spread the words! :)

Pssttt: The nasi goreng is still there. Refer to number 6. awwww...! sayang bah sama kamu, Zaza! :)

Hi creatures.

Another two posts. 200th post nak letak apa ya? :)

Hi creatures.

Sangat lama tak update the belog. Sekarang hidup sangat chaos dan perlu dipercepatkan segala kerja since banyak sangat bercuti. I just arrived from Tioman and Cameron for vacation. Too much work ditinggalkan. So, sekarang dah jadi tak tentu hala. In 3 days, I got 4 test. I got photo shoot just now. I sent my resume to Karangkraf (Libur) for my internship. I have to finish two more designs which are Santauwhan and Lina Johor. I got Academic Writing to be finished up. I have to design for En Nazri's proposal. Argh! Totally messed up! But, this is my final year. Going to miss it soon pun. So, apa salahnya lalui hard times so that next 5 years kalau kenang balik, mesti rindu. *winkwink*

Need to freshen up a little bit. Mandi, cuci muka, tanggal contact lens, and do the WORKS!


Bye creatures! :)

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Sedang asyik kakak aku cuci almari, tiba-tiba dia rasa ada benda berdiri di belakangnya sambil meenungnya tajam. Kakak aku pusing dan terkejut melihat satu lembaga putih berdiri betul-betul di belakangnya seraya menjerit. Dia pun terkejut sama. Yang peliknya, baju dia berlubang-lubang.








































Rupa-rupanya si mek ghinting.






Kan dah cakap ini bukan cerita hantu biasa. Ini bukan cerita hantu pun. Saja post. Rindu kat minah tembun sekor ni. :')

(One time...)
I want to be a designer for magazines.


(5 minutes later...)
I want to be a photographer.


(2 minutes later...)
I want to be a Dara model.


(3 minutes later...)
I want to be an actress.


(4 minutes later...)
I definitely know that I want to be a rich lady.


My mak just told me that she wants a garden-concept single-storey house that contains lots of floras, of course. I told her that I want a kampung-style house. Elok sangatlah tu. Sorang nak rumah besar, sorang nak rumah kampung. Then, we agreed to combine the garden and kampung style. I told her I will grant her wish if I have a bright future in the future.


Then, Amaline walked by. "Korang dok lah rumah macam tu. Akak nak dok banglo."








Tsk tsk T.T

Hurm.. Eh..? Hmpphh..! Oh..! Ha..? Ek..?







































Okay tak ada idea nak tulis apa. Mood Raya dah habis pada hari keempat Syawal. Mood assignment tak nampak batang hidung. Nak sambung tengok ANTM Cycle 3 lh. Lepas tu, nak skip terus Cycle 14. Bye!

Pom pang pom pang pom pang.

Kalau ada sesiapa tak puas hati dengan aku cakap kat sini lah! Aku tau korang dengki beriban-riban dengan aku.



SEBAB AKU BALIK KULIM MALAM NI! WUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Selamat Hari Raya. Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

Pom! Pang! Pom! Pang!


Hati: Orang tengah sambut Merdeka tu. Perasan tak?

Pika: Oh.. Assignment berlungguk, lusa test. Perasan tak?



This year sambut Merdeka atas tilam depan laptop sebelah botol air dikelilingi kipas. Malaysia ni panas. Perasan tak?

DAY 1

Uncle: Sudah makan?

Aku: Puasa lah, Uncle (sambil senyum).



DAY 2

Uncle: Sudah makan?

Aku: Hari ni puasa, Uncle (masih tersenyum).



DAY 3

Uncle: Sudah makan?

Aku: Saya puasa (balik update belog).

TADI AKU BERBUKA DENGAN NASI PUTIH & AYAM COCA COLA. WALAUPUN AYAM COCA COLA TU MANIS (SEBAB COKE KAN MEMANG CONTAIN GULA YANG TINGGI ITU PUN NAK KENA BAGITAU PUKUL KANG), TAPI TETAP RASA PEDAS SEBAB AKU BOH CILI BOH (HEH?).

LEPAS TU AKU DAMBAKAN MAKANAN MANIS. TERINGAT ADA KEK DAN COKLAT. DUA-DUA BUKAN AKU PUNYA.

TANYA KAWAN BOLEH TAK AKU MAKAN COKLAT TU (BUKAN AYAT SEBENAR). DIA TAK BALAS.

TANYA KAWAN BOLEH TAK AKU MAKAN KEK TU (BUKAN AYAT SEBENAR). DIA BALAS HABISKAN PUN TAK APA.

AKU MAKAN KEK.

5 MINIT KEMUDIAN, AKU RASA MACAM BETUL-BETUL NAK MAKAN COKLAT. AKU PESAN KAT KAKAK SURUH BELI SNICKERS (BUKAN SNEAKERS).

10 MINIT KEMUDIAN, KAWAN AKU BALAS. MAKAN SAJA COKLAT TU.

TERIMA KASIH KERANA BALAS 10 MINIT LEPAS TU. TERIMA KASIH KERANA BALAS LEPAS AKU DAH SURUH KAKAK AKU BELI COKLAT! T.T

15 MINIT KEMUDIAN, AKU RASA NAK MAKAN MAKANAN PEDAS BALIK. TAPI PERUT KENYANG. AYAM COCA COLA ADA DALAM KUALI LAGI. KAU RASA APA AKU BUAT?



P/S: AKU PUN TAK BERANI NAK JAWAB. SEBAB KAIN DALAM WASHER MACHINE PUN TAK HABIS BASUH LAGI.

GOOGLE.

KOPI CHE NAH.

SEARCH.

TAPI AKU TAK ADA. AKU TAKTAU KENAPA. MUNGKIN KE SEBAB AKU TAK CUKUP COOL? ATAU AKU TAK CUKUP HOT? YANG PENTING AKU TAU MEREKA PUN TAK COOL DAN TAK HOT.

AKU RASA SEPERTI KENA GILAP LAGI BAKAT YANG TERPENDAM SUPAYA LEBIH MENYERLAH. BARULAH ORANG BOLEH PANGGIL AKU AA TAK PUN DP.

IRI HATI TENGOK NN DAN AK ADA NICK NAME. MEREKA BERKIBAR. MEREKA PERANGAI MACAM ANJING. SEBAB TU KOT.


COOL GILA KAN KALAU GUNA CAPS LOCK?

DULU.

Hampeh 1: "Eh awak part 6 ke?"
Gojes: "Tak, part 1. Freshie. Sama lh dengan awak."

Hampeh 2: "Umur berapa ni?"
Gojes: "20. Kenapa? Nampak tua ke?"
Hampeh 2: "Agak lh."

Hampeh 3: "Hari ni make up berapa inci?"
Gojes: "...."



SEKARANG.

Hampeh 1: "Cantiknya mata."
Gojes: "Terima kasih."

Hampeh 2: "Boleh tolong pakaikan eye shadow untuk aku tak?"
Gojes: "Boleh."

Hampeh 3: "Buat lah video tutorial macam mana nak pakai eye shadow macam kau."
Gojes: "Nantilah."






Okay kalau aku tak menang NJ-Lens Contest ni, kau tak hampeh. Tapi kalau betul kau tak hampeh, cuba kau pakai mata palsu dan pose macam ni:

Hari semalam birthday Yan. But, kitorang sambut malam ni sebab Kak Long drove from Melaka bawa kek special for Yan si kecik. After nyanyi-nyanyi, upacara tangkap gambar. Aku yang dah pakai baju tidur ni malas nak tukar baju. So, offer diri untuk jadi photographer. Tapi macam tak berseri gambar tanpa aku. So, aku pergi sarung cardigan and tudung Ibu Rini (panggilan untuk tudung Arianni oleh mak aku) dan buka spek. Aku rasa aku hodoh kalau pakai spek.

Dah tangkap gambar, baru boleh makan sebab kalau makan dulu baru tangkap gambar, nampak macam tangkap gambar rumah yang sepah. Habis makan, cepat-cepat aku upload gambar dari kamera Maya. Internet malam ni pun bagi hadiah terbaik untuk Yan. Kelajuan dia meningkat tahap maksima. Selang seminit saja semua gambar dah siap upload. Dengan kepantasan jari aku terus tag gambar-gambar Kak Long, Zaza dan Yan (aku hairan kenapa Maya takde lepas tu baru teringat sebab kalau ada Maya, siapa pulak yang ambil gambar-gambar kami?) dengan nama masing-masing di Facebook. Habis tag, dengan confident, aku kelik butang "Publish".

Aoron Mikael like album tu. Aku tekan notification tu. Keluar album gambar yang aku baru upload tadi. Tanpa tag. Lama jugak aku fikir kenapa. Rupa-rupanya aku confident tekan butang "Publish", bukannya "Save Changes".

Macam biasa, lepas balik kelas saja, Cipun menghadap Facebook. Beria-ia Cipun tuduh kawan beliau addicted pada Facebook tapi hakikatnya takde orang yang boleh lawan keakraban Cipun dengan Facebook. Sampai kadang-kadang Cipun mahu letak nama Cibook ni Facebooknya. Sebab nampak tak macho, Cipun kekalkan nama Cipun.

Bila sorang-sorang dalam bilik sambil dengar suara merdu bunga api dan mercun nyanyi lagu raya, Cipun teringat kisah zaman muda-mudi beliau.

Tak hitam, tak tinggi, tak hodoh, tak kemas, tak Melayu, tak Islam, tak banyak cakap, tak serius, tak masuk kelas Bahasa, tak pandai sukan, tak fotogenik, tak reti cakap Melayu sangat, tak nak cakap dengan Cipun, tak lepas pandang Cipun, tak satu kelas dengan Cipun masa di tingkatan 2, itulah yang Cipun gila-gilakan.

Hari ni kelas Cipun habis pukul 6. Semalam pun kelas Cipun habis pukul 6. Esok pun kemungkinan besar memang tak sah lagi kelas Cipun akan habis pukul 6. Sebab Cipun sekolah petang. Cipun sibuk kemas beg orang lain sibuk keluar kelas. Cipun sibuk keluar kelas, orang lain sibuk tunggu bas. Cipun sibuk jalan di koridor, tak hitam, tak tinggi, tak hodoh, tak kemas, tak Melayu sibuk tunggu hujung koridor. Cipun sibuk turun tangga, tak banyak cakap, tak serius, tak masuk kelas Bahasa, tak pandai sukan sibuk turun tangga bersebelahan dengan Cipun.

Cipun diam. Tak fotogenik pun diam.

Cipun laju. Tak reti cakap Melayu sangat pun laju.

Cipun perlahan. Tak nak cakap dengan Cipun pun perlahan.

Cipun masih diam. Tak lepas pandang Cipun pun masih diam.

Cipun sepantas kilat menuruni tangga. Tak satu kelas dengan Cipun tak mampu nak ikut lalu tertinggal kat belakang.

Sampai gate sekolah, naik bas sekolah, bye bye sekolah, hai hai rumah, Cipun masuk bilik. Cipun mencarut. Kenapa Cipun diam? KENAPA SHAUN DIAM? Demit.


To be continue (Lagu tema melalak...)

Hari ni Cipun online seperti biasa. Cipun buka Facebook, notification Cipun ada 1. Cipun baca sambil senyum. "Mohd. Aizam Matsaman Aico has approved your friend request." Cipun buka page Mohd. Aizam Matsaman Aico. Cipun tengok gambar satu-satu. Cipun marah bila tengok ada perempuan tangkap gambar dengan Mohd. Aizam Matsaman Aico. Cipun gigit-gigit coklat rokok milik roommate beliau. Butang pangkah warna merah ditekan.

Cipun tengok icon Yahoo Messenger melompat-lompat.

*Click* Keluar nama Muhammad Dali.

"Kau buat apa?"

"Tunggu Azan. Nak terawikh."

"Oh. Jom keluar?"

"Mana?"

"Sunway Pyramid."

"Woh! Jauhnya. Ada apa sana?"

"Tengok wayang. Aku belanja."

Cipun terus capai contact lens dan pakai. Cipun memang suka baca atau dengar perkataan "Aku belanja". Kalau "Kau belanja" terus Cipun tak reply mesej.

"Dengan siapa lagi?"

"Takde siapa. Tapi kalau kau nak ajak kawan kau, aku tak kisah."

Cipun right click nama Jakun dan mula buat Voice Conference. Cipun ajak Jakun teman. Kebetulan Mirun dan Fanun ada belakang Jakun. Cipun ajak mereka sekali.

Sampai dekat TGV, Fanun nak keluarkan duit. Mirun dan Jakun teman. Muhammad Dali dan Cipun terus ke kaunter untuk beli tiket wayang cerita Tekken. Abang kaunter mula bertanya soalan.

"Cerita apa?"

"Tekken."

"Couple seat ke?"

Cipun malu. Muka Cipun merah. Hati Cipun dah jadi lain. Muhammad Dali mungkin rasa apa yang Cipun rasa. Serentak mereka menjawab:

"Tak tak. Kami 5 orang."


To be continue (Lagu tema berkumandang)...

okay tak? macam tak sesuai for logo saja kan? but, okay tak? okay tak nak tanya dah nanti kena lempang sebab dari tajuk sampai entry seterusnya tumblr asyik tulis words yang sama. tapi, OKAY TAK?

Hi kejis.


Today is Saturday. And I am all alone at home. Zaza and Kak Long awal-awal dah balik Melaka. Leave us with no signs. HAHA. Maya pulak balik Sungai Buloh after kelas semalam. Yan pulak balik Bangi pagi tadi. So bangun-bangun tengahari (ke petang?) tadi baru sedar diri ini dah jadi pria kesepian terus pasang lagu Sheila on 7 Pria Kesepian. Okay tak, tipu.

So dah keseorangan tu mulalah nak rindu kawan bagai. Bila ada depan mata, taknak pelum ciom ke apa. Memang dasar kawan sejati bila mereka tiada. Tsk tsk. T.T

For buka puasa tonight ingatkan nak makan maggi saja sebab sahur dah melantak nasi goreng cili padi yang sedap lagi pedas masakan sendiri. Heh heh. Plus, duduk sorang-sorang kat rumah, tak logik pulak kalau nak masak ayam golek dengan masak lemak cili api ketam. Kalau duduk ramai-ramai pun, belum tentu aku masak. Sebab aku bukannya pandai masak sangat pun. Motto perut aku: "Janji masuk perut". Tsk tsk.

Bangun-bangun "tengahari" tadi, jenguklah kejap kawan baik setiap masa bersama untuk bertanya khabar. Tekan-tekan kelik-kelik badan dia, tersampai dekat Facebook. Kebetulan Hanis pun keseorangan untuk berbuka. So dia pun dengan berbesar hati ingin belanja aku makan sebab dia sedih aku nak makan maggi saja for berbuka (aku makan maggi sebenarnya nak diet + jimat. Bak kata motto perut aku: janji masuk perut). Lepas tu, ajak Yat dan boyfienya sekali berbuka dekat seksyen 2. Banyak betul makan (hilang diet oh-oh) sebab orang belanja. Heh heh. Bila balik, perut kembung, solat pun berpeluh-peluh. Tapi tak apa, rezeki aku alhamdulillah bulan puasa ni agak murah. Terima kasih pada-Mu. :)

Okay sekarang baru lepas habis solat terawikh. Sakit perut kenyang tak hilang lagi. Minta-minta sakit perut ni bertahan sampai raya. Tak adalah aku sibuk-sibuk nak beli juadah berbuka dan masak untuk sahur. HAHA.


Bye kejis!

Assalammualaikum.


Kerdilnya diri ini.
Di bulan-bulan lain, aku melupakanMu.
Di bulan Ramadhan, aku sering teringatkanMu.

Kerdilnya diri ini.
Di bulan-bulan lain, aku abaikan solat-solat sunnat.
Di bulan Ramadhan, aku kejar-kejarkan untuk melakukan solat-solat sunnat.

Kerdilnya diri ini.
Di bulan-bulan lain, aku hilang entah ke mana di malam Jumaat.
Di bulan Ramadhan, aku gelisah sekiranya tidak membaca Surah Yassin di malam Jumaat.

Kerdilnya diri ini.
Di bulan-bulan lain, aku jarang sekali menyentuh kitab suci Al-Quran.
Di bulan Ramadhan, aku seperti tidak mahu melepaskannya.

Kerdilnya diri ini.
Di bulan-bulan lain, aku memanjatkan doa kepadaMu sekadar begitu sahaja.
Di bulan Ramadhan, aku berdoa kepadaMu dengan bersungguh-sungguh.

Adakah ini dikatakan kebaikan bulan Ramadhan?
Manusia mula mencari-cariMu. Manusia mula bertaubat. Manusia mula melakukan amal jariah.
Tetapi, sedarkah betapa jahilnya kita untuk mengingati-Nya hanya di bulan Ramadhan, tetapi tidak di bulan-bulan lain?
Benar bulan Ramadhan ada keistimewaannya sendiri. Tetapi, tiada batasan untuk kita melakukan kebaikan serta mengingati Maha Pencipta.
Betapa aku sedar aku insan yang lemah selemah-lemahnya walaupun aku dijadikan sebagai sebaik-sebaik mahkluk ciptaan-Nya, iaitu manusia.
Aku takut pada neraka jahanamMu, aku dambakan syurgaMu.
Ya Allah, bantulah aku untuk sentiasa mengingatimu dan tidak lalai dalam segala perbuatan, percakapan dan niatku. Amin.

Hi creatures!


Banyak lagi selendang saya nak jual. Tapi saya betul-betul tak pasti apa nama jenis selendang ni. Tak kisah lah. Tak penting sangat pun. Yang penting, selendang cantik, selesa dipakai, dan dipuji kawan. *winkwink* For more details, kelik sini: Hairah Shawls






















































Bye creatures!

Hi creatures!


Hari ni saya nak jual selendang. Awak nak beli tak? Tak mahal pun. Dari RM10 - RM15. Cantik-cantik. Of course cantik for those yang pakai selendang macam saya.

These are selendang plain. Ada lebih kurang 6 colour semua. Saya tak cantik. So, saya jadi make-up artist and photographer saja lah. Biar kawan saya jadi model. Hehe.

For more details, kelik sini: Hairah Shawls

















Kalau berminat, bolehlah tinggalkan komen kat sini okay? Tak pun, bagi korang yang kenal aku, tak payah lah malu-malu nak cakap depan-depan aku bila jumpa kat fac or kat Shah Alam ni kalau berminat. Aku tak sombong. Hihi.


Bye creatures!

Yes you.
Time is running slowly sometimes.
But, it can go fast.
Without realize, it leaves us.
It leaves us in one unchanged situation.
That you will always be my friend.

Yes you.
Words are easy to throw.
But, the truth one is hard.
Without realize, it can change something.
It changes someone's feelings.
That will make us go happier or... awkward.

Yes you.
Things are unpredictable.
But, one thing is predictable.
Without realize, a dream can be a reality.
It can be a reality if we have more time and courage to tell the truth.
That can change a dream into reality.


Okay tidur baibai.

Hi cretures.

Oh, I need some money!


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Hari ni was really unexpected day. Sebelum diteruskan, aku nak minta maaf kat hang, Hanis. Memang tak expect. Next time, okay?
1. Pergi isi borang kerja part time McD pukul 12 tengahari sampai pukul 1 (lama kan? sebab ramai like whatever - okay ini belajar dari Zeze).
2. Pergi Celcom Centre sebab nak dapatkan blue bear tapi malangnya hari ni hari Sabtu. So, half day. Aku pergi dalam pukul 3. Sangat unfortunately. T.T
3. Pergi Tesco, beli barang. Banyak promoter bagi air free, no trolley at first, then dapat trolley rosak, no plastic bag. T.T
4. Pergi tengok Salt. God damn best! Wajib tengok. Walaupun kau tak minat Angelina Jolie.
5. Balik rumah.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

I just thought to list down what if I have or not to have a boyfie.

If I have a boyfriend:
1. I will never be alone.
2. I have someone to share anything with.
3. I have someone to have lunch and dinner with.
4. I have someone to cheer me up.
5. I have someone to remind me of something.
6. I have someone to talk with.
7. I have someone to make me smile everyday.
8. I have someone to lend me a shoulder.
9. I have someone to listen.
10. I have someone to push me on something.

But, if I do have a boyfriend:
1. I will spend most of my time with him.
2. I will neglect my friends.
3. I will spend more money for topup especially.
4. My homework will never done.
5. I will go out with him 24/7.
6. I will be more depressed and get emosional if we have a fight.
7. I will do something illegal.
8. I cannot be closed with any male friends.
9. Every time, I will think about him.
10. I will get hurt if he done something dissatisfied me.

If I do not have a boyfriend, just reverse the situations above. And, what will be better? To have or not to have?
But, right now, I really want to have a boyfriend. Or a friend. The true one.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Lama tak update belog sejak takde Internet connection ni.
I thought nak beli Celcom Broadband but still dalam perancangan.
Tak sure lagi.

Anyway, memandangkan this semester merupakan my last semester, I mean, bangun pagi-pagi pergi kelas, tidur dalam kelas, jawab telefon time kelas lepas tu kena sound dengan lecturer, melayan kekejian budak kelas dan sebagainya.
Lepas ni mesti rindu kan? :)

For next semester, ada internship.
Kalau boleh, nak praktikal kat tempat yang aku minat.
Especially, magazine.
But my first choice may be kat Gempakstarz kot since aku memang dari Diploma lagi teringin nak praktikal sana.
I wonder dorang ada terima budak-budak for internship or not.
Dah try email tapi fail sebab email tu maybe dah ditukar.
Nak call, no confidence. Tapi tu lah.
Takkan dapat kalau tak berusaha, right?
Takpe lah. Later, I'll try to call them to ask about that.
Buat masa ni, kena consider juga kos sara hidup.
Gempakstarz dekat Bandar Tasik Selatan.
I went there once tapi dah tak ingat jalan.
More easily, stay with Yan kat Bangi and buat praktikal dengan dia whether kat Pelangi, Jemariseni, or Cerdik Publication.
Tapi, terus-terang, TAK MINAT.
Aku takut aku tak boleh buat kerja yang aku tak minat.
I need some opinions here.
If there is anybody out there happen to read this, please drop your comments okay?
I really appreciate it! Thanks!


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

I've had a blast holiday for the past couple of days.
Went to merewang around Cameron Highland and Perak was gooooooooooooood!
At first, it would be the three of us (Me, Amalina and Mak) yang cadang nak pergi holiday.
Tup-tup, we brought along Tok and Abi. :)

Tok jarang pergi holiday. Plus, kalau ada pun, she would forget about it. I know. Dia dah tua. It's hard for her. And for us too! So, I've been thinking to design a holiday book to help her recall the holiday she had. At least, I try. I hope it will do help. :)

Ahad ni balik Shah Alam with Amalina and Amri since kelas start Selasa. Can't wait but hate to leave home. Pffftt.. =.="


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

As I promised, I will share a little bit of experiences of mine about Adobe Photoshop.
Do you realize that Photoshop actually can create such a miracle? Well, at least, I do. :)

Today, I would share a simple trick of Photoshop, called cropping.
I will use Adobe Photoshop CS5. It is the latest one and lots of improvement in editing techniques have been made with it.
Of course, you can use Photoshop CS, CS2, CS3 and CS4 since the technique I will share is very simple to do.

First of all, open the picture you want to crop. Go to File > Open. I choose the cupcake! :)




Then, do you notice the lock at the Background layer? To unlock it so that we can make some editing to the picture, double click it. And a pop up window will burst out. Just click OK without changing anything, and you done unlock it!




As I told you earlier, we are trying to do a simple cropping technique using Photoshop CS5. In this version, Quick Selection Tool will do a great job. Click on it and start cropping the object that you want to. In my case, I want to crop the cupcake. Just click all over the cupcake until it will be like this. You don't have to be as careful as you could because next, we are about to refine the edge.




Click on the button Refine Edge and a pop up will come out. At the View Mode, choose to view On Black so that the editing would be easier as the colour of the cupcake is lighter. Next, click on the Smart Radius checkbox to make the edge looks fine when editing. Do some corrections on Edge Detection, Adjust Edge and Output based on your creativity and click OK.






Then, the cupcake should be like this. Guess what? Your cropping job is done! You can paste it on wherever background image that you wish. It is a simple technique right? Have fun and good luck! :)







A piece of thought: If you are using Adobe Photoshop CS or CS2, you could use extract technique by just go to the Filter > Extract. For Adobe Photoshop CS3 and CS4, you could use the Magic Wand to apply the same technique.


Bye creatures!

Hi creatures.

Kami marah, tapi kami sayang.
Kami kutuk, tapi kami sayang.
Kami kata tidak, tapi kami sayang.
Kami mengarah, tapi kami sayang.
Kami buang, tapi kami sayang.
Kami tinggal, tapi kami sayang.
Kami diam, tapi kami sayang.
Kami jauh, tapi kami sayang.
Kami sentap, tapi kami sayang.
Kami lupa, tapi kami sayang.
Kami endah, tapi kami sayang.
Kami ingkar, tapi kami sayang.
Kami susah, tapi kami sayang.

Kami sayang, sebab kami KELUARGA.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures!

Today, let me share with some of you (REMEMBER! not all people share the same interests!) tips to buffer our nails! No need to go to medicure or pedicure bagai, walaupun saya dah pergi sekali dulu dengan Izyan. Pffftt.. T.T

Apa yang anda perlukan adalah:
1. Nail buffer
2. Kuku

Nail buffer boleh didapati di Watson saja (at least mine was bought there. HAHA) atau di mana-mana saja sesuki anda. Kuku? Er. Tanya Pakcik Gugel macam mana nak dapatkannya.

Okay. This is the nail buffer I mentioned earlier. I mean, this is the cheapest one. T.T
There are four parts sebenarnya tapi sebab malas nak capture gambar pagi-pagi buta ni dan kerana quality gambar pun tak menarik sebab handphone murah saja tak mampu lagi nak beli BlackBerry, gambar ni pun jadi lah. Kalau anda have no idea nail buffer rupa dia cenggini, sumpah KAU TIPU!




This is the first part of it (warna hitam). I called it "Hiris-hiris Jangan Terlebih" part. This is used to trim your nail. Tak ada kena mengena dengan surface kuku okay? Kalau kau nak kuku selicin jalan tar, sila buat. Tapi, saya jarang guna bahagian ni sebab kuku dah sememangnya cantik. Awwwww.. TIPU. Sebab malas saja. Saya tak pandai nak trim. Lagipun, kuku saya dah pendek-sependek-pendeknya. No more long nails dah. Ibu marah. T.T




This is the second part (warna putih). I called it "Gosok-gosok Sampai Berdebu" part. This is used to ratakan surface kuku. Bila kuku tak rata, dia akan berdebu. Kalau dah tak berdebu tu, maknanya kuku anda selicin kukuku (WTF?).




This is the third part (warna pink I loike!). I called it "Gosok-gosok Jangan Tak Gosok" part. This part actually to support the second part. Penting walaupun explanation saya tidak membantu. T.T




And last but not least, this is the last part (ayat apa ini? warna kelabu). I called it "Gosok-gosok Sampai Sekilat Badan Malek Noor" part. This part is the most IMPORTANT thing to do and normally, it takes time and patience. Gosok sampai kilat ye? Selagi tak kilat, jangan berhenti gosok. Ini amaran, bukan arahan! And it pains sometimes sebab geseran menghasilkan haba. Kalau tak percaya, tanya Pakcik Gugel. :)




Several things you have to remember in order to get nice shining and glittering and shining and glittering nails:
1. Kesabaran
2. Beauty is pain
3. Spend most of the time doing the last part
4. If you rinse your nails with water and the shining has gone, you need to do the last part more. Macam bongok ayat English aku ni. Maksud, kalau kuku terkena air dan anda dapati kuku dah tak berkilat, buat bahagian terakhir dengan lebih lama. Lihat sajalah the last part of mine. Dah ter-compang camping sebab gosok lama-lama. =.="

And, you will end up like mine (abaikan kebodohan pose kuku sebab nak mengelak dari ter-masuk gambar muka sebab berminyak dan.... :)). Selamat mencuba! Gambatte kudasai! :)







P/S: Tips datang dari kepala otak saya. Kalau ada masalah, samanlah saya. Mudah-mudahan tak ada masalah. HAHA. Nama bahagian buffer juga datang dari kepala otak saya kecuali gosok jangan tak gosok diambil dari lagu Tam Spider bertajuk "Aladdin". Gambar ambil dari handphone murah saya dan webcam laptop. Susah nak dapatkan pose nak tunjukkan kuku benar-benar berkilat. Saya bukan photographer handalan. T.T


Bye creatures!

Hello creatures!

I intend to put some basic Photoshop tutorials that I knew and experienced once I got my own laptop. Of course it is free! Avoid the title. =.="


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Weekend kali ni best sangat sebab dua orang tembun menyerang kota Kulim! Wooohooooooooo! Dah ada sikit improvements dah dorang ni. Dari segi rambut especially. Tak boleh dah nak panggil botak. Tapi aku panggil juga kadang-kadang. HAHA.

Perubahan Muhammad Izzan Zafran:
1. Makan dan minum segala benda (nasi, cokodok, apom lenggang, cok keria, sirap, rebena, ais blended dll)
2. Berdiri walaupun tak bergerak selangkah pun
3. Geget kaki orang (serang hendap gila hebat budak ni!)
4. Goyang pagar sekuat hati
5. Posing
6. Minum guna straw

Perubahan Ain Alesya:
1. Berjalan beberapa tapak sebelum duduk mengetuk lutut sendiri
2. Bercakap walaupun tak faham sepatah haram
3. Tahu apa itu jam
4. Membalas high-5
5. Salam sambil ciom tangan apabila disuruh
6. Peluk apabila disuruh
7. Ciom apabila diminta

Oh. Sayang mereka walaupun mereka diletakkan under kategori buas dan ganas (18BG).


Bye creatures.

He was hungry. Craving for something. Something that no one ever expect what it is. Something that 20% less fat. Something that are free of cholesterol and trans fat. When the full moon showed itself on the peak of the mountain, he knew that it was the time. It was the right time for him to go hunting, searching for those things to eat.

It was a cold breezy night. The small tree branches fighting with each other as the wind blew, made up loud crack sounds. As he went through the thick forest, he saw a small river with full of nutritious fishes. He tried to grab one of them. Surprisingly, he caught three of those. He gripped the poor little fishes hard in his muscle bare hands and presented them to the moon. The fishes' skins glowing brightly as the moonlight hit them. They were not the things that he was looking for. With a loud groan of disappointed, he squeezed those creatures inside his hands but luckily, the slippery skins saved them and they fell into the river again, swimming quickly away from the beast that caught them to avoid being vanquished.

Slowly, he crossed the small river and widen his eyes to look for the thing that he craved for. The pair of his eyes shone as diamonds in the dark of a cold night. Suddenly, he could hear some movements behind the small bushes next to him. He turned his head quickly and saw a shadow of human were eating something with sounds of growling. He slowly stepped closer to the human. As he got really close, he found out something kinky and gross. He found no human. He found out a gorilla was eating a wrap of chocolate snack alone behind the thick bushes. He left the gorilla as quiet as a mouse. Too much power to gain to defeat a gorilla he realized. He better did not messed up with it.

His next step stopped all of sudden. He smelled something. A 24 hours grocery store! From the transparent glass window, he could see someone was standing at the counter, counting lots of money in his both hands. It must be the cashier, I thought. He turned his sight at the food shelves and suddenly saw the things that he craved for! His glowing eyes locked at them! He had to grab all four flavours of them! When the four were combined, a true powerful taste would happen! With full of graceful, he dragged his body along with four legs, crouching quietly to the store.

He was now at the front door of the grocery store, waiting for the right time to attack. I must act fast, or I'll be dead meat. After set up a brilliant strategy, he knew that he was ready to launch an invasion. He knew that he had to get that things no matter how and what the consequences. Without losing any minutes, he broke the store window with all his power and the night end with a loud echo of human scream.

* * *


The sun had rose, up on the mountain peak. Kuga rubbed his eyes, aching because of the bright sunshine hit his eyes directly. He woke up from his bed and went to the mirror to look at his appearance. The image in the mirror showed a messy, dirty but handsome guy with some small pieces of dried leafs stuck in between of his brown thick hair. As he thought how weird to have dried leafs on his head as soon as waking up in the morning, he brushed his hair softly to get rid of those leafs.

He heard sounds from the living room. Must probably his house mates were watching the TV. He headed straight to the hall and joined them. They were watching morning news. The newscaster told them that a grocery store was broken last night by a giant wolf.

"How bad?" Paul asked his friends.

"Seriously bad. It was said they never found a gigantic creature like that before. I bet it was a werewolf."

Paul seemed to care less about the news. His stomach growled. He asked, "Want some?" as he grabbed a tin of Mister Potato Rice Crisps.

His friends greedily took several pieces of the snack and started to munch. "This is awesome, man! How did you get that?"

Paul looked confuse. He did not know what to answer. He just did not remember to buy those delightful snack recently. But suddenly, he thought he remembered something about last night. Something just flashed into his mind a second ago. With a puzzle look on his face, he raised his one eyebrow and finally said, "I think I had pay a visit to the broken grocery store last night."

Hi creatures.

Sekarang demam wayang. Sikit-sikit orang post kat Facebook tu nak pergi tengok wayang. Aku berasap saja sebab takde transport. Tapi Jumaat ni Ella ajak tengok Lagenda Budak Setan. Mungkin Kulim bakal banjir kot Jumaat nanti sebab aku touching tengok gazet cerita tu. Well, sometimes, cerita tak sebagus gazet pun. Tapi, tunggu saja lah kutukan or pujian aku. HAHA.

Ok, berbalik kepada topik. Antara cerita panas yang aku mahu tengok buat masa ni:
1. Lagenda Budak Setan
2. Prince of Persia
3. Andartu Terlampau... 21 Hari Mencari Suami
4. Nightmare on Elm Street


Bye creatures!

Hi creatures.

This is another back-to-the-past entry. Inspired by Dunia Baru since semalam diorang baru tamat 1 semester dekat Unisel tu. It brings me back my memories dekat Melaka dulu. Nothing could ever replace them. Maybe an Apple could. HAHA.

Anyway, pasal the first met dengan geng "Whatever" aku dah story in the previous entry right? But today, nak cerita some experiences I had with those lovely people I've had known in the past 3 years.

Cross jambatan tasik Tun Fatimah pukul 12 tengah malam adalah perkara yang paling menyeronokkan... TIDAK! Gila kau cross tasik yang orang kata berhan-han malam-malam buta tu seronok? Mestilah tidak! Time tu Hadi or Samdu was our ketua kelas. Dia ajak Ella, Mariani and aku pergi BA cari jadual. Sounds gila kan? But end up insiden jejak kasih pulak which ayat dia lebih kurang macam ni, "Eh, awak lah sepupu saya yang lost contact yang dah lama saya cari tu!" HAHA. That was hilarious! Kan Ella? Tetttttttt!! :)

First time overnight with Zura, Faiz, Ain, Julia, Ezzy, Reymy, Taufik, Faired and Fam. Seronok sangat! We hung out around main air pancut-pancut kat MBMB, pergi Kelebang (kan?) tangkap gambar, tunggu sunrise. Zura pernah tanya aku, "Kau rasa kitorang jahat tak bawa kau overnight?" and my answer was definitely NO. Selagi aku tak buat anything wrong, I don't think that overnight is a wrong thing to do, kan? Plus, it is fun but quite dangerous. Please bring your boy friends (sila jarakkan word ya sebab kalau dekat it can be dangerous. LOL) so that tak kena kacau dengan mat-mat rempit or mat-mat gian. Actually, this overnight is specially to celebrate Mariani's birthday, but she and Ella couldn't make it. :(

Video created by Faiz pada penghujung semester 1 sangat mengharukan. I still remember the nickname he gave to me: Perky Pika. And everyone got their own nicknames too. Tapi aku tak ingat. Anyway, Faiz, mana video-video untuk semester 2, 3, 4, 5 dan 6? Kau janji nak buat every semester. Tetttttttttt! HAHA. For korang, ingatlah balik nickname yang korang dapat, sebab time tu saja lah Faiz puji kita pun. After-after that, jangan harap! HAHA. Sayang kau moq walau kau lahar. Kita kan geng kutuk-kutuk sayang? HAHA. :)

Time orang sembahyang terawikh, kami semua lepak kat tangga "Batu Caves" dan berusaha men-DRAG-kan Faiz sebagai seorang muslimah. HAHA. Sumpah cantik bila Faiz pakai selendang putih dan berbaju melayu merah or maroon. And sumpah tak laku bila dia try mengorat abang-abang motor yang lalu! HAHA. Lepas penat lepak, pergi ko-op makan ais krim. Keji kan? Bukan nak balik masjid. Pffttt. =.="

Sebab nak tengok Hakka, Julia jatuh tangga "Batu Caves". HAHA. Ini pun lawak. Tapi time tu tak lawak lah. Nak tengok Julia tarik muka, silalah gelak waktu tu. Huhu. Lastly, aku yang teman Julia pergi Klinik Kesihatan.

Sebab Zura teringin sangat nak makan KFC, aku teman dia ke Alor Gajah naik bas. Just the two of us. Sanggup tu, sebab dia dah teringin sangat! HAHA.

Lepas tu, time sebelum exam Psychology (kot?), kitorang lepak hujung koridor level aku. Waktu tu, ada aku, Ella, Mariani and Zura saja. And waktu tu memang kecoh pasal histeria semua blok. Pakgad time tu memang sibuk sangat. So, kami ingat takde apa-apa lah kalau lepak sampai tiga empat pagi kat hujung koridor yang menghadap ko-op tu. Sekali nampak "benda". Terus semua buat-buat mengantuk. Esok baru cerita. HAHA.

Yup, too much to share lah kalau sebut pasal Diploma at Melaka. Nanti-nanti lah sambung tulis balik. Frustrated ni sebab Dunia Baru tak tayang pagi ni. Hangsuey betul!


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

1. Accident at Kelemak
2. Laptop and phone were stolen
3. Kept changing schools
4. Fell for a gay
5. Made my mother cried
6. Never dated any guy
7. 2 days as a salesgirl
8. Never had a chance to talk to him for two years before I left
9. Got into hospital because of asthma
10. My phone sank in the washing machine


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures!

Kalau korang ingat aku nak kongsi resipi untuk masakan yang melibatkan Maggi, sila lah pergi flush muka dalam jamban sebab korang salah. Kalau korang ingat aku nak kongsi kebaikan dan keburukan makan Maggi, baik korang pergi Google sendiri sebab ternyata aku pun tak tahu. Kalau korang ingat aku nak cerita pasal aku tengah makan Maggi, sila lah anggap diri korang genius tahap Dr. Klump sebab korang memang betul dan 1 point akan dikreditkan ke talian Maxis anda sekarang.

Sebetulnya, perut ber-showdown tadi. Memang tak selesa! So, aku pun amek inisiatif sendiri dengan ketiadaan mak untuk malam ni (sedih dan sunyi dan rindu dan comel) dengan memasak Maggi (is it really memasak? or membuat? or menyediakan? wtf nak gaduh pasal kata kerja pulak ni!). I called it Maggi Letop Berlada Hitam Sedikit Cabai Digaul. Tolong jangan tiru. *siapayangbodohnaktirunamaresipiyangbodoh* T.T

Baru sesuap sudu, perut dan athma. Showdown dan berhenti. So, mula tak lalu. Membazir kan? Sebenarnya, TAK! Sebab aku akan habiskan juga. Well, that IS me. Penghabis makanan terhandal walaupun sudah kenyang mahupun tak lalu. Simpan kutukan dan kejian kamu dalam-dalam sebab ada mak kesah?


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Here are some experiences to judge whether a person can be categorized as BAIK or BODOH. Fill in the blanks if you want.

Minah: Coko, my boy-boy takde duit. Dia baru kena rompak. Dalam bank ada RM1.65. Kesian dia. I kena bank in RM300 untuk duit makan dia minggu ni.
Q: BAIK or BODOH?
A: ______________

Minah: Okay, I dah bank in kat Coko RM300. And he is happy right now. I lapar pulak. Munah, you dah makan?
Munah: Belum. But I takde duit.
Minah: It's okay. I belanja you. Kesian kat you. Dari kita kenal, you takde duit untuk makan. Dan dari kita kenal, memang I selalu belanja you makan. Tapi I tak kisah. Sebab you temankan I makan.
Q: BAIK or BODOH?
A: ______________

Minah: Macam mana sekarang ni? Duit I dah tak ada langsung. Rasa bersalah nak minta kat mummy and daddy. Malam ni nak kena belanja Munah lagi. Minggu depan kena bank in duit makan Coko.
Q: BAIK or BODOH?
A: ______________

Minah: Milah, boleh pinjamkan duit untuk I tak? Nanti I bayar balik.
Milah: (Bagi jawapan negatif dan balik kampung cerita dekat adik. Adik terus blogkan).


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

1. Mengemas
2. Memasak
3. Bersukan
4. Bergayut
5. Cuaca panas
6. Mencuci muka sebelum tidur
7. Menggosok gigi sebelum tidur
8. Makan dengan sudu
9. Makan sorang-sorang
10. Melayan tetamu yang tak dikenali


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Semalam aku agak emo dan update kemarahan.
Hari ni aku update entri mengenang jasa pula. :)

Mak aku dah banyak berkorban demi anak-anak. Dia adalah mak yang terbaik di dunia.
Sejak mak dan abah bercerai, mak amek semua anak-anak bawah jagaan dia. Seorang pun abah aku tak amek. Masa kecik-kecik aku tak faham itu semua. Aku ingat mak jahat sebab nak pisahkan abah dan aku. Sebab masa aku kecik-kecik dulu aku paling rapat dengan abah. Semua salah yang aku buat, orang lain yang kena tali pinggang. HAHA.

Dulu tiap-tiap hari aku menangis macam orang putus cinta. Ok betullah putus cinta aku pada abah. Sebab mak bawa kami tinggal di rumah tok since mak tak mampu lagi untuk menyewa rumah. Gaji mak sepenuhnya diberikan kepada abah masa diorang masih bersama dulu. So mak takde saving.

Bila mak ada kursus kat mana-mana, mak tak pernah lupa bawa balik buah tangan kat aku dan Amalina since kami paling kecik dalam keluarga. Selalunya, mak ada outstation kat Langkawi. So mak bawa balik coklat dan teddy bear. Penuh teddy bear atas almari bilik aku tu. Aku rasa macam nak wakafkan pada si botak-si botak tapi sayang sebab mak bagi.

Bila ada duit lebih, mak sewa kereta dan bawa kami pergi jalan-jalan. Eyh, eyh macam pernah sebut saja pasal ni dalam entri yang lepas-lepas. Tapi tak salah kalau sekadar nak mengenang jasa mak.

Lepas SPM, mak dapat transfer ke IKM Balik Pulau. Kat sana takde apa. Siaran TV pun tak dapat. Laptop takde. Lesen takde. Kereta lagilah. Tiap-tiap hari kami merungut. Biasalah. Budak-budak memang mengada sikit. So mak beli ASTRO. Itulah kali pertama aku merasa pakai ASTRO.

Dah masuk Diploma, laptop yang along aku bagi rosak dan tak boleh masuk software-software design. Kebetulan, mak dapat saguhati RM1000 bekerja dengan MARA selama 25 tahun. Mak bagi aku semua duit saguhati tu untuk beli laptop. Satu sen pun dia tak merasa. Tapi laptop tu dah dicuri. Sedih. Sia-sia duit mak.

Kalau nak cerita pasal jasa mak, sangat banyak. Yang lain, biarlah aku saja yang tahu. Biasalah, kalau kita tengah marah, kita tak nampak jasa-jasa mak kan? Tapi bila hati dah tenang, kita berfikir secara positif, barulah kita sedar yang mak dah banyak berkorban untuk anak-anaknya. I LOVE U, MAK. :)


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

I almost get what I want all this time. But I have to let it go. It is not my decision actually. It is a mother's. Why she likes to make it so hard? When her answer is no, it IS a no. Nothing will change her. My life is controlled by a mother although I am 21.

When I did something, she does not see it. When she did something, she wants me to see it. I may not be the best daughter in the world, but you should thank God to have me as your daughter.
But it will never change my love for you. You are still my mother.

Sometimes, I hate to have a stepfather. He will change the mother. and IT CHANGES THE WHOLE LIFE!

My father is so far. I mean REAL far. I will never be able to reach him by using my hand from where I stand. He created lots of problems. And now he faces extras problems from the problems he created years ago and affect me as a child.

I do not get money from anyone. He stopped sending me money 3 months ago. I have to listen a lecture to get money from her. And what I have is my loan that I have to pay when I finish study one day. I have two brothers and two sisters but I do not get any money from them neither.

I'm broke. I have RM170 in my account. RM100 in another account which I get from what I did. RM50 in another account for a condition to setup a new bank account. RM50 left from what he sent to me 3 months ago in another account. RM100 in wallet. And that is it. No more money.

I want to join the FML community. Voluntary.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Aku tulis ni sambil berkerut dahi.
Sebab hairan. Pelik. Ajaib. Annoy. Exasperate. Aggravate. Ha! Keluar kosa kata terlampau.
Dengan orang yang suka suruh orang follow belog dia balik sebab Minah-dah-follow-Coko-so-plis-lah-follow-Minah-balik-siap-bagi-diskaun-kek-tau.
Belog Coko memang best sebab dia designer hebat and bagi banyak tips for amateur blogger like me.
Tapi si Minah ni hanyalah penjual kek yang mampu promosikan belog dia dengan cara itu sahaja.
Haih. Pathetic. Menyampah. Kenapalah aku boleh terbaca.

Abaikan. Emo bila wujud benda macam ni. Check bubur aku dah masak ke belum lagi bagus.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Cakes are actually tak sedap.
Besides the sweetness and cream-ness, cakes tak lah sesedap sambal belacan.
But I do love Secret Recipe's.
They are very nice to eat like seriously.
Believe it, I used to cry sebab kek Secret.

I'm not a Bimbo.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

I thought I found a good site to chat.
But I am totally wrong.
When you have the knowledge and act like hey-I'm-in-charge-in-here-and-everyone-will-do-like-I-said, problems arise.
Personally, I don't give a damn. Like seriously.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

10 benda yang mak aku marah aku buat kalau dia tahu:
1. Tidur atas pukul 11.
2. Bangun atas pukul 10.
3. Tengok wayang.
4. Main bowling.
5. Keluar malam.
6. Kerja part time.
7. Makan McD 3 hari berturut-turut.
8. Meniru dalam kelas.
9. Pinjam duit kawan.
10. Pinjamkan kawan duit.

Jahat tak aku? HAISH. Ni yang tak sabar nak Raya ni.


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Currently sangat rindu pada awak.
Nak message, segan.
Nanti awak kata saya rindu awak pulak.
Nak call, lagilah.
Nanti saya kata saya buang tebiat.
Tapi rindu. Macam mana tu?
Wallpaper henpon saya gambar awak dan saya.
Wallpaper PC saya pun gambar awak dan saya.
Kesimpulannya, wallpaper gambar awak dan saya memang wallpaper terbaik pernah saya jumpa lah. Hihi.
Takpe lah.
Saya buat biasa-biasa saja lah.
Macam saya selalu buat.
Rindu-rindu saya kat awak ni, awak rindu saya tak?
Awak jawab dalam hati saja lah ye?
Kalau awak jawab rindu kang saya perasan pulak. HAHA.
Ok lah. Malam ni sebelum tidur nak tengok gambar awak lagi. :)


Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

The blog layout has been changed due to my current mood.
So, enjoy visiting.
And of course tengs by doing it. :)
Oh-oh. Don't forget to click my nuffnang ads okay?
If it happens to appear lah. HAHA.
Tengs for that also.

Bye creatures. :)

Hi creatures!

It's semester break, y'alls!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..!
Nanti aku free daripada tengok TV, main karaoke, main game, tidur, aku baca belog korang okay?
Lama tak baca since final week hari tu. Hehe. :)

Bye creatures.

Hi creatures.

Nak balik Kulim.
ADA TV! (T-T)
Nak tengok AIM ni.
Nak tengok Zee Avi ni.
Nak tengok abang Izyan Aqilah ni.

Bye creatures.

Hello creatures.

This week UiTM seluruh negara ada final exam.
So kalau McD or KFC tu penuh orang, takyah terpinga-pinga tanya kenapa.
Baca belog aku sahaja dah tau kenapa.
Oh oh. mungkin boleh buat ramah terlebih tanya diorang terus.

Well, hello-hello my notes yang gorgeous.
You know that I don' mean it AT ALL.
so, jangan perasan.
I'll leave you guys after the exams okay?
Jangan rindu aku dan jangan doakan aku repeat sebab nak bersama aku lagi.

Bye creatures. :)


Negative thinking: I should stop study for now and sleep. since dari Subuh tadi tak dapat tidur. Oh-oh.
Postiive thinking: STUDY! STUDY!

Hi creatures.

Rasa nak demam.
Selepas balik dari mamam.
Apa nak buat kejap lagi malam.
Oh, marilah kita study subjek En. Jam.


Negative thinking: Tengoklah. Kalau rajin.
Positive thinking: At least bukak nota. Kemajuan tu.

Hi creatures.

Kenapa kau tak datang?
Kau buat hidup aku tak sempurna.
Tolonglah datang.
Dah dekat sebulan.
Walaupun kau datang sehari hari tu.
Itu yang buat aku tak normal.

Tolonglah datang... bulan.


Negative thinking: Pregnant anak "awak".
Positive thinking: Tekanan perasaan lately. Maybe tak stabil.

Hi creatures.

Kejap lagi aku ada final paper for..
Er.. Apa nama subjek itu ya?
Abaikan.
Yang aku tahu lecturer aku nama dia Puan Z.
Dah muak baca nota.
Rasa nak baca belog.
Kawan aku suruh baca nota.
.........

Ok. Demi hang, aku baca.


Negative thinking: menyesal YM hang dulu.
Positive thinking: tengs sebab bagi sokongan padu.

Hi creature.

Makan laju.
Minum laju.
Tidur laju.
FB laju.
Blog laju.

Kenapa study taknak laju?

Eyh eyh.
Awak lah.
Bukan saya. Pfffttt.


Negative thinking: Toyol.
Positive thinking: Aku masih punya waktu.

Hi creature.















aku tak sure pasal benda ni.
tapi tiba-tiba aku rasa nak gelak.

HAHA.


Negative thinking: tiada.
Positive thinking: tengs.

Hi Creature.

Kejayaan
Satu kepuasan
Walaupun
Kejayaan tu
Kecik saja
Takde hal pun
Tapi
Best betul rasa
Bila

Dapat potong Alphard.


Negative thinking: Nak gelak.
Positive thinking: Tak elok bawa laju time hujan.

Hi creature.

Template dah tukar.
Sebab mood dah tukar.
A little bit grudge.
Sesuai. Sebab saya taklah lembut mana.
Dan.. Saya suka.
Walau semua menentang.

Sumber inspirasi: Bro Peja.
Walau kau rasa kau jahat.
Tapi aku suka cara kau. Telus.
Tengok. Orang jahat pun ada orang kagum.
Pelik. Tapi biarlah.


Negative thinking: Tak sempat nak belajar. Hari ni 24hb. Paper esok.
Positive thinking: Diva tak gentar.

Hi Creature.

Currently At 6.30 P.M
In my house
There are
2 girls
1 gay
1 guy-wanna-be

and

1 girl-sits-in-front-of-her-PC
Under one roof.


Positive thinking: When 3Gs are combined, 1G is glad to have a room. A narrow room. At least.
Negative thinking: Counting days to move out.

ala takkan tak tahu rangkaian so-sial tu apa?
dia macam binatang hijau-hijau kalau hinggap kat badan rasa sedap.
ok. tipu. korang Google lah sendiri.
apa guna Google jadi search engine kalau korang tak pakai.

hurm.
aku sebenarnya suatu ketika dulu memang banyak rangkaian so-sial ni.
first sekali aku ada yahoo mail. hehe. rangkaian so-sial juga lah tu kan? boleh berhubung dengan rakan-rakan bagai. =_____="
masa tu aku baru Form 1 (12 tahun). memang tak tahu apa pasal Internet.
then, terciptalah seorang manusia bergelar Along yang time tu memang aku rasa dia pakar Cyber Myber lah dalam dunia ni. ok. sekarang pun pakar juga walaupun telah bergelar Cikgu Bahasa Inggeris. =_____="
Along aku yang ajar and cipta kan aku satu email dengan ID yang sangat comel iaitu iqah_cutiegirl. HAHA!
dia tanya aku suka tak. mesti lah aku suka. dah ID pun meng-up kan aku. dah tentu-tentu bila bagitau kawan-kawan, dorang akan ingat dan hafal ID aku tu.
tak ke kalau diorang ingat dan sebut-sebut tu satu doa? well, sekarang, inilah hasilnya. hehehehehehe. ok. abaikan.
MiRC pun aku layan time ni.
seronok gila pengalaman time chatting via MiRC ni.
nak tau nick aku? aku guna nick aFiQ. HAHA! lain entry aku cerita. tu pun kalau aku ingat.

masa aku Form 4 (15 tahun), aku dah terjebak dengan dunia MySpace.
ni semua kawan baik aku punya pasal. nama dia Fattin Azis.
dia ni memang Cyborg. eyh silap. Cyber punya orang.
tapi bab taip-menaip ni dia kalah. dia taip slow. HAHA! aku dan Farah menang. antara aku dan Farah siapa lagi laju?
ok. tukar topik.
dan pada masa yang sama, aku create akaun Friendster.
aku dengar Friendster wujud dulu baru MySpace eyh?
entah lah. aku pun tak kaji. yang aku tau, aku ada akaun MySpace dulu, baru Friendster.

time diploma, budak kelas aku, malas nak sebut nama, dok sibuk promote Facebook.
aku rimas betul macam nak bagi penyepak pun ada.
tapi last-last, aku dah addicted dengan Facebook ni.
nasib baik dulu aku tak sepak budak tu. =_____="

akhir tahun 2008 (kot?), baru aku mula berjinak-jinak buat belog.
sebab aku ada kawan yang aktif dengan belog dia dan memasang tagline "I have a blog and my blog is famous!"
dia ni kawan aku dari diploma lagi.
aku anggap dia kawan baik. tapi lately dia macam dah taknak kawan dengan aku je.
eyh eyh. ter-emo pulak. abaikan.
kawan sekolah-yang-kat-sekolah-tak-pernah-tegur-tapi-sekarang-dah-pandai-bergosip-pasal-jiran pun salah seorang pendorong untuk aku create belog sendiri. thanks weyh buat entri wish birthday aku. hehe. tapi itu tak bermakna aku akan belanja ank makan noh!

ok lah. malas nak tulis panjang-panjang.
tiba-tiba takdak mood pulak.
jam dah pukul 6:51 pagi. tapi tak tidur-tidur lagi. (pantun 2 kerat)
yang aku nak habaq kat ampa semua, aku dah delete akaun MySpace and Friendster aku.
sekarang aku ada Facebook, Twitter, Formspring, Tumblr dan Blogspot saja.
yang lain, malas nak handle. sebab aku pemalas.


Pikalicious said: ok lah. baibai.